oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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Everyone says I win the strip club
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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