Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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