I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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