Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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