So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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