I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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