You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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