I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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