I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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