I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Go christen that room with your naked body.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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