Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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