haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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