Non-Jews are for practice
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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