I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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