Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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