I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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