Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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