i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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