I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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