I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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