Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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