I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize