god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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