Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
