I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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