So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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