Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
