were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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