Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The beer is more important than you right now.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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