Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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