have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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