i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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