Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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