I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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