i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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