So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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