As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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