My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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