Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
please don't ironically join a cult
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