I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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