Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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