Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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