My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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