I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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