Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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