he told me I talked like a deaf person
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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