New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.