so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.