I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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