Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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