Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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