awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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