I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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