I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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