You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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