Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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